Mid-Week Bonus Blog – Top 10 interesting things you find and/or learn on the internet at 3am when you’ve gotten glutened and can’t sleep because your body and you are in a fight.

  1. Apparently at one point in her life, Kate Middleton took the bus.
  2. Seems, according to Google, there is no evidence that there is a correlation between having celiac disease and being an alien.
  3. There are approximately 2 million cat videos on  youtube.
    (Note to self, video Poppy Parker later today to make it 2 million and 1)
  4. A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group’s volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 licks each to the center. Which is good to know because according to their website, Tootsie Pops are gluten free. http://www.tootsie.com/faqs
  5. Discover that indeed other people are also up at this hour and have written to-do lists for you http://fullgrownpeople.com/2013/09/16/the-insomniacs-to-do-list/
  6. Realize that Judy and Jody are only one letter different and while trying to google Judy Garland, you find out Jody Garland is one pretty and tough motha F-ing body builder who looks like she could kick your ass.
  7. Answers.com is extremely useful and answers just about everything. From “where do babies come from” to “how old is dirt” (answer – almost as old as water) to discovering that at one point, Santa lived in Turkey.  All this and more, making this website a completely useful insomniac’s tool.
  8. While on Facebook, if you switch your newsfeed to “Most Recent” you can find out who else is also not able to sleep.
  9.  “Top 10 Instagram hashtags seem to be”  Vs. “Top 10 Instagram hashtags I think should be”
     #love /  #lovemorefearless
     #instagood /  #instaf&*kgluten or simply #Fgluten
     #me /  #narcissist
     #tbt /  #iamnotlivinginthemomentsoherestothepast
     #cute / #nogirlwantstobecalledcutebysomeoneshewantstohavesexyrelationswith
     #follow /  #stalker
     #followme /  #stalkme
     #photooftheday /  #icouldn’tthinkofanythingwittytowritetoday
     #happy /  #happy
     #tagforlikes /  #tagforlicks
     #beautiful / #theradiantalchemist
  10. Tips for what to do when you get glutened seem even better and more helpful when paired with a picture of a kitten  http://gluten-free-bread.org/35-remedies-tips-youve-been-glutened



    Little Sister


    P.s. If this blog seems to make little or no sense or you fail to see the humour in it, mark to your favourites and reread it when unable to sleep at 3am or when generally intoxicated.

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